I asked you to remove your clothes

And sit in front of the Acoustic sOund Mirror

This you did without complaint

I gave you one of my school exercise books

And asked you to write words in French

 

Souvent

Bientot

Jamais 

Ici 

La-bas 

Encore 

Au-dessus de

Derriere

Dessous 

Entre 

Ailleurs 

En arriere 

 

I read your random words and told you how much I loved you

You then threw your Laura Ashley dress in my direction

And told me that it was now mine to keep

Also as part of the offer

I would be able to marry the naked girl

Who was sitting at peace in front of

The Acoustic sOuund Mirror