Why is there a dwarf in my bed I ask

 

Oh China Blue Oh China Blue

I thought you liked TALL MEN

It is so unfair and so unlike you

 

I have a new job which is very dull

I superimpose false tractors

On to real landscapes

This is for the bottom end

Of the tea coaster market

 

My tractors are red grey

Blue and green

 

I must say that I take an interest

In this work as I rejected three tractors

Pink White and Lime

As they did not collaborate with

With the Dust Bowl landscapes

 

And because of this I was promoted

To the Combine Harvester Department

 

I start on the first day of April fair