Simon did I see you participating in the Boxing Day Swim

Yes

But you cannot swim and are terrified of water

I learnt to swim last summer

Do you swim well

No

So why did you participate in the charity swim

I wanted to see Mimsy K in her bikini

Why did you not spectate from the pier

I wanted her to notice me

Drown

Maybe

But I wanted her to notice me

Did she

No

Then it was a waste of time

Did she look good in her bikini

She was a goddess in the sea

Do you love her Simon

With a great passion

With a great passion my friend

Does she know that you love her

No  I was just the thin guy in baggy shorts

I think that she is going steady with Mike Moore

I know I have seen them together

Are you jealous

Not in a million years

If Mimsy K is happy then I am happy

At least you have learnt to swim

I know

And seen Mimsy K in her bikini

Yes I have seen her in her bikini

And she has seen you in your baggy shorts

I do not think that she was aware that I was there

I noticed you in that mass of people

Why

Because you are my friend and I was wondering what you were doing there