Far Fetch Fulham
I started my days
as an anonymous tattoo
on a celebrity arse
and ended them
as a much loved
illustrated manuscript
in the British Museum
Loo Paper No 9
The loo paper we use
has the number nine
printed on it
there is no reason for this
Naturist Camping with Natalie and Jean
is a book on Jewish cuisine
illustrated in Hebrew
it is reported to have sold well
in restricted communities