One
Long before I met you Anna
I met this wonderful man
Who adopted me
As I was with child
His
No from a foolish one night stand
With a comedian
How long did it last
Until the first time I shared dinner with his family
That is sad what happened
His father was my gynaecologist
Two
What happened to the child
There never was a child
It was God’s joke on me
As I had been an utter bitch
To him during my nightly prayers