Anna
Yes
As you know I have weakness for tee shirts
One look into your wardrobe proves that
Our wardrobe
I love your flowery dresses but they do not suit me
If you gave them a chance they would
We can exchange wardrobes if you like
So that I might walk around looking like a dyke biker chick
No thank you I like my feminine side
And I like to be a feminine butch
What is the point of this conversation
It is about a tee shirt I saw in Canterbury last summer
Did I not tell you about it
Not that I can recollect
I always remember our tee shirt conversations
Well I was only yards from the cathedral gates when a girl and a boy passed me
They were both wearing black jeans and white tee shirts
I must say I am totally fixated by your tale
Both the tee shirts had a tiny slogan visible
The girl who was rather beautiful
Was with her boyfriend who was equally as beautiful
Handsome men are handsome
Women are beautiful
No Anna this man was beautiful
Quite beautiful in a Mediterranean sort of way
He had the same colouring as his girlfriend
She might have been his sister
I have the same colouring as my brother
You are splitting hairs Anna
What was the slogan that so excited you Anna
I am topless under this shirt
Most of us are
But her boyfriend
Or brother
But her boyfriend or brother’s slogan amused me greatly
It read
So am I
I followed them for a while
Looking at the faces of people in the street
Men being men looked at the beautiful girl and then read her slogan
Some were surprised some totally ignored the girl and looked elsewhere
But it was when the interested read the other slogan that they smiled
What about the women
For the most part they were amused although a couple gave the pair dirty looks
It was an engaging couple of minutes
What happened
Nothing I went towards the main street and they walked off towards the bus station
Did you see them again
No
Anna
I have a gift for you
What is it
A lilac tee shirt
How thoughtful you are
I have also purchased one for myself
Mine is lime green
There are slogans on both tee shirts
I thought there might be Anna
Would you like me to read them to you
There is no need to as I can guess your intention