Dogs
Only dogs will sense the apocalypse
While their drunken masters
Sleep soundly
Let the fat people extend their lives
Untainted by the influence of canine philosophers
Graffiti found in a car park not far from the South Bank complex by the author in January 2018
All dogs are philosophy students
You can see it in their eyes
Graffiti added by the author on a bitterly cold January evening
He awaits additions
A homeless person came up to me as I walked across the car park
Do you have any change mate?
No but I have plenty of notes
Cunt
I ignored the homeless junkie and wished him a powerful overdose
Would you give me a note if I told you a joke?
Perhaps
My wife bless her soul
Is the dead?
No she fucked off a year or so ago with some flash cunt may he rot in hell
My wife had some cream in our bathroom cupboard
It was cream for the treatment of thrush
Did she have thrush?
I think so as she tasted tangy when I licked her out
I was too tired to fuck you see
Carry on
Well I found this cream which noted that it would if applied properly get rid of thrush
And?
Well I smeared it all over our kitchen window as those little fuckers were shitting on the window on a daily basis
Why not buy a cat?
Too expensive anyway cats do not give a fuck for you
They are the most independent of animals
Well as I said I smeared it all over the window and do you know what the little fuckers still shit all over the windows next day
Perhaps the offenders were not thrushes
They were I would recognise those little fucks anywhere
Is that the joke?
Yes
Thrush you see
I get it
Will you pay me?
For a fix
Yep
Why do you not mug some of the filthy rich Jews when they return to their cars?
There is not such thing as a rich Jew
I was only using it as a figure of speech as the Jews have been persecuted throughout time
That is not nice
I am part Jewish
That does not excuse you
Yes it does
I bear no malice towards the Jews
That will be £20.00
£20.00 will most probably kill you
No it will not
Well here is £60.00 buy a nice fix
It may be your last
I watched as the homeless vagrant walked nervously away
What would Charles Bronson have done?
Blown the fucker away
This country is seriously short of vigilantes
I pulled up my collar and left the car park
January is a bleak month
It promises so much and delivers little
That is the philosophy of dogs
Dogs are natural philosophers