I am a woman of summer years

But I am very independent

And I like travelling on my own

I do not want a needy guy in tow

As he will try to run to his day

And gradually take over my travel

Girls can be complete bitches

And we tend to fall out very quickly

That leaves me at an advantage

And at a disadvantage to an extent

As I am very beautiful woman and guys

Tend to hover near me like flies

Around a shit on a hot sticky day

My solution was so simple as to be elliptical

It was easy and was suggested in a book

Change your name it works every time

So even before I stepped on a train

I changed my name from Anna to

I am heavy with child and fucked off with life 

So when a guy starts chatting me up and asks my name

I tell him it is not Anna Madeline Smith but

I am heavy with child and fucked off with life 

The guys smile and look at my belly

Sometimes they buy me a coffee or a tea

But they always fuck off looking for somebody else

Women are slightly harder to get rid of as they tell me

That they will be with me each step of the way

And that they will hold my hand on the special day

I am working out ways to try to be rid of them

And apart from saying Fuck Off you Lessie Bitch

I have not yet thought of anything suitable

I only fuck men hung like horses is a possibility 

But my knowledge of equine genitalia is rather lacking

So I have put this one on a back shelf and maybe in a box

 

To Be Continued

 

 

From Travelling on Trains by Anna & Anna