I was due to meet my beloved Aureole
In Southern France as we had chosen
A lavender field in Provence
To announce our full engagement
I was booked to travel on Le Train Bleu
But am trapped in Calais at present
As I suffer from Daltonism which restricts
My ability to travel on the correct train
I have already travelled to Saint Malo
On trains red orange and green
But I have yet to find the blue train
As it is nowhere to be seen