When walking recently I found a Batman figure
Secreted on a bench facing the sea
It was made by Lego as part of a Gotham City set
I was quite surprised by my unusual find
As one does not normally find Lego figures
On sea worn benches with views to France
Yesterday I purchased a book about yellow wallpaper
Which had a naked woman on its mysterious cover
This is not unusual as female nudes often feature
On books featuring wallpapers yellow and green
On the day that I returned from another war
I found Batman sprawled across my book
Sniffing Marie Antoinette’s naked white arse
My fellow officers found this all rather confusing
As Marie Antoinette during her lifetime
Had never visited Gotham City
But I found Batman’s actions quite ordinary
As super-heroes often sniff the warm arses
Of the Queens of France and other illustrations
Outlaw