My friend from Bosnia is visiting me this summer
His skin is Blue due to an industrial accident he suffered
He is in love with my ginger sister who he calls Red
Even though her name is Pauline and she is in fact blonde
We live together in a lovely little house in Green Park
Having previously lived in Wood Green Turnham Green and Greenford
Pauline likes Blue although my happiest colour is Red Skinny Red
Paul does not have an opinion so therefore does not have a favourite colour
he is our neighbours dog who we are looking after whilst they are in prison
Paul is an obedient dog who understands the process of law but does not really
understand why his owners are serving full life sentences for writing about Kanada
Pauline and I are currently at the airport awaiting my friends arrival his plane
is an hour late so we are passing the time by listening to Pink and Simply Red
on our headphones which were generously donated by the airline in lieu of refreshments
The Wizard of Oz is playing on the arrivals and departure board it contains my favourite song
Follow the Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road I was once married to Judy Garland
but she died before I was born which presented a difficulty as I had an accident when living
in Bosnia which turned my skin Blue and it is known that Judy’s favourite colour was Yellow