Long before I met you Anna
I knew a woman called Gwen
She was my lecturer at university
We had a short affair which was very sexual
But when I left college it fizzled out
I initially thought it was that distance prevented us fucking
But soon realised that it was more than that
As we have been friends ever since
Is this the Gwen that you sometimes mention
Very much
I would like to meet her
I think that might be difficult as she lives in the USA
I can see why she was attracted to you
She had her pick of many beautiful women
We just clicked that is all
Was it physical straight away
Very much
It was the opposite of you and I
We were chess players you know
I soon realised that
What was Gwen like
She was dark in complexion
Raven hair
And had a rounded figure that artists would have liked
But there was something a little odd about her
In what way
It was nothing really a tattoo
A tattoo
A lot of us have tattoos
If you care to look on my shoulder
You will see your name Anna
And you will also see mine Anna
So what was peculiar about that tattoo
Did she have Brad Pitt tattooed on her arse
Nothing of the sort
It was just a thin line of poetry
Written in Latin and was almost obscured by her pubic mass
She had a hairy cunt then
Very much I have never seen a bigger cunt
I think she was a refugee from the 1970s
She had hairy pits to boot
I think she was a secret feminist
Did she hate men and all that shit
No she was rather warm to them but preferred women
It was as simple as that
So what about the tattoo
I did not see it at first
I was lying on her belly when I saw these tiny words
As I said they were almost hidden by the dark mass of her pubic hair
I looked but could not make them out as they were written in Latin
What was the line
If I remember correctly it read
Dum sol obscurum radiis illuminat orbem
Did she explain the words
Yes she did but I cannot recall what was said
Do you know what it means
Yes
Were you taught Latin at school Anna
Almost with a cruel intent as young ladies of breeding must know Latin
Explain these words please Anna and do not take the piss
Well roughly translated it appears to be the first line of a work by John Owen
I have never heard of him
Not many people have
It is from a work called Friendship follows Fortune I believe
When the sun lights the dark earth with its rays is a translation
That is an odd thing to have tattooed above ones cunt
Possibly but I think Gwen enjoyed the humour of the line
Just think of it a cunt is a place of pleasure and dreams
Did Owen mean this
Not in the slightest
The work was called Friendship follows Fortune
It was the last thing on his mind
So you are saying it was Gwen’s little joke a message for all those who reached her cunt without obstruction
Very much it was a humour and a very subtle humour
I think I would like Gwen she sounds my type of person
Anna
Yes
Outlaw is a man
He tells me he is but I have never looked
What do you think he will call this fiction
I have not the faintest
What about Friendship follows Fucking
Possibly
I no longer fuck Gwen but we are great friends
So really Friendship follows Fucking seems a good title
Who am I to disagree and I do not think that Outlaw will care either way
Outlaw