Long before I met you Anna

I knew a woman called Gwen

She was my lecturer at university

We had a short affair which was very sexual

But when I left college it fizzled out

I initially thought it was that distance prevented us fucking

But soon realised that it was more than that

As we have been friends ever since

Is this the Gwen that you sometimes mention

Very much

I would like to meet her

I think that might be difficult as she lives in the USA

I can see why she was attracted to you

She had her pick of many beautiful women

We just clicked that is all

Was it physical straight away

Very much

It was the opposite of you and I

We were chess players you know

I soon realised that

What was Gwen like

She was dark in complexion

Raven hair

And had a rounded figure that artists would have liked

But there was something a little odd about her

In what way

It was nothing really a tattoo

A tattoo

A lot of us have tattoos

If you care to look on my shoulder

You will see your name Anna

And you will also see mine Anna

So what was peculiar about that tattoo

Did she have Brad Pitt tattooed on her arse

Nothing of the sort

It was just a thin line of poetry

Written in Latin and was almost obscured by her pubic mass

She had a hairy cunt then

Very much I have never seen a bigger cunt

I think she was a refugee from the 1970s

She had hairy pits to boot

I think she was a secret feminist

Did she hate men and all that shit

No she was rather warm to them but preferred women

It was as simple as that

So what about the tattoo

I did not see it at first

I was lying on her belly when I saw these tiny words

As I said they were almost hidden by the dark mass of her pubic hair

I looked but could not make them out as they were written in Latin

What was the line

If I remember correctly it read

Dum sol obscurum radiis illuminat orbem 

Did she explain the words

Yes she did but I cannot recall what was said

Do you know what it means

Yes

Were you taught Latin at school Anna

Almost with a cruel intent as young ladies of breeding must know Latin

Explain these words please Anna and do not take the piss

Well roughly translated it appears to be the first line of a work by John Owen

I have never heard of him

Not many people have

It is from a work called Friendship follows Fortune I believe

When the sun lights the dark earth with its rays is a translation

That is an odd thing to have tattooed above ones cunt

Possibly but I think Gwen enjoyed the humour of the line

Just think of it a cunt is a place of pleasure and dreams

Did Owen mean this

Not in the slightest

The work was called Friendship follows Fortune

It was the last thing on his mind

So you are saying it was Gwen’s little joke a message for all those who reached her cunt without obstruction

Very much it was a humour and a very subtle humour

I think I would like Gwen she sounds my type of person

Anna

Yes

Outlaw is a man

He tells me he is but I have never looked

What do you think he will call this fiction

I have not the faintest

What about Friendship follows Fucking

Possibly

I no longer fuck Gwen but we are great friends

So really Friendship follows Fucking seems a good title

Who am I to disagree and I do not think that Outlaw will care either way

 

 

 

Outlaw