I was late getting up and wandered into the bathroom

Stark naked with a erection as I tend to wake up in that state

As the house was quiet I thought it to be without occupation

Imagine my shock then when I saw you quite naked at the sink

I do not know who was the more embarrassed

But that was the least of my problems for as I stepped back

Out of common courtesy I tripped over the fucking cat

My fall could have not been worse as I fell down the nearby stairs

Which resulted in me breaking my leg in two places

I will because of this be on crutches for a number of weeks

A fact that will inhibit my summer as I am a keen walker

But all is not lost as I now know that you do not dye your hair

And that your collar and cuffs are tidy and match perfectly

 

Red Poem Number Six