I was late getting up and wandered into the bathroom
Stark naked with a erection as I tend to wake up in that state
As the house was quiet I thought it to be without occupation
Imagine my shock then when I saw you quite naked at the sink
I do not know who was the more embarrassed
But that was the least of my problems for as I stepped back
Out of common courtesy I tripped over the fucking cat
My fall could have not been worse as I fell down the nearby stairs
Which resulted in me breaking my leg in two places
I will because of this be on crutches for a number of weeks
A fact that will inhibit my summer as I am a keen walker
But all is not lost as I now know that you do not dye your hair
And that your collar and cuffs are tidy and match perfectly
Red Poem Number Six