I was looking through my photographs recently

And found one that immediately mystified me

It was a blurred shot of a tit in profile

Against a brightly illuminated background

It had been recorded on my camera during the last year

But I have no memory of taking this photograph

And to be truthful I have not been in the company

Of topless women as this might distract me

From my job as a curate here in Glastonbury

I have placed this photo on my online account

And the church has graciously let me use theirs

If this is a photograph of your tit then please contact me

So that I may hand over the copyright and also apologise

For my careless approach when photographing the light