I have never told this to anyone before
So you must promise to keep it secret
Okay then I will proceed
I have a talent a very special talent
That is that I can touch planets
This first became apparent to me
When I touched Venus one night
I then touched Mercury without difficulty
Mars was next and then Jupiter Saturn and Neptune
But I did not touch Uranus as Venus had already slapped my face
A short poem found in a neglected book