Anna where have you been
Outlaw’s house
Why
Because I wanted to read his diary
I did not know that he kept one
Neither did I until I found it
Is there much in it
Not really
He keeps a record of the miles he has walked
Is he a keen walker
No
He just keeps a record of his miles
Does he do many
Quite a few
Last year he walked 1003 miles and so far this year he has waked over 500 miles
Wow
He is just driven
Anything else
Only fashion tips
Fashion tips
Yes he considers himself a fashionista
Really
I think he is pretentious
Read me a few
It is mostly about colours and how they work together
He also has written an interesting comment about how to expose flesh and not be vulgar
If you have long legs then this puts you at an advantage against women who have shorter legs although at the same time it causes you more problems
If you wear a shortened skirt then this will dominate and possibly detract from what you are trying to achieve
The secret is to wear a modest skirt that is cut to expose a certain amount of leg when you move
It must not be cut too high as this can be vulgar
If you have moderately tanned legs this will help
Never use fake tans
And then he goes on to talk about how colours work with complexions and how it is important that you consider your hair and its colour as this is where many mistakes are made
It their anything else
Yes and this one amuses me
Then I shall smile Anna
Outlaw in his penultimate entry discusses nipples
Nipples
Yes nipples and how they can be used to enhance ones style
I quite often see women wearing quite sheer blouses with their bras clearly visible
This is a common mistake as one should avoid wearing bras when wearing gossamer blouses
That is easy for me to say as a man as such exposure may cause unwelcome comments
The secret is to wear a vest under the blouse again without a bra so that your modesty is preserved
But there is another way that if you like to feel liberated under your blouse that you can make your nipples work for you without sending out the wrong messages
This is to wear a slightly less sheer blouse that at first glances hides your nipples but hints at the shadow of your areola as this can be quite sensuous if correctly done
The golden rule is to be subtle
Sadly not all women can get away with this as the size of their breasts and the darkness and size of their nipples can be restrictive
He then rattles on about summer dresses
Do you know that the thing that fucks me off about Outlaw is his total male arrogance
He thinks he knows a great deal about everything
But he is limited as he adores beauty so much he ignores the ordinary
In his world plain or ugly women do not exist
There is nothing above size sixteen within his gaze
His male gaze
That is why he writes this tripe
He wants to own women under the guise of pretending to liberate them
Do you think he gets off on it
Not in the way that you think but yes I think it brings him great pleasure
His pen has made us both beautiful and we wear nice clothes
He owns us both Anna
Just as he owns Jasmine Tea and Lima
If you scrape his surface he is a grade one prick
Is he still in Peru
Yes
Are you writing his fictions
Some of them
That will fuck him off
Possibly
But you know that he likes games his poetry and fictions are full of them
I think our rebellion will amuse him
I hope so as I do not want to end up in the waste basket or worse still be deleted
He will not do that as we are his beautiful dolls
He collects them
What does he collect
Dolls
Outlaw collects dolls
That is an unusual hobby
It is not a hobby
Outlaw is a collector
He collects beautiful things
That is why he created us
He collected us
That is why I believe we are quite safe
Anna
Yes
What is this
That is an account of a minor accident he had shortly before he went to Peru
I am not normally a careless chap but I do take chances
Today whilst in a country park I came upon a bridge that had been fenced off because it was fragile
Judging by the state it was in it had been derelict for a number of years
It was then that I realised that I was walking in the wrong direction
So I decided to cross this small wooden bridge
The stream beneath had dried up due to the heat and the banks were tangled blackberry bushes
I had nearly achieved my crossing when part of the bridge gave way causing me step into a small blackberry bush
It lacerated my right leg slightly (as I was wearing shorts) and I also received a cut to my wrist
Is that why there is blood on his diary
I would imagine so
Poor Outlaw
Stupid Outlaw I would say
It was fenced off for a reason
Outlaw is a typical man
He has a brilliant mind and writes well
But occasionally he lacks basic common sense
Anna
Yes
Are you going to return his diary as Tea Bag is coming back tomorrow
I will but I am going to copy out some of his fashion tips as he does have an eye
May I share them as I think that there is something for everyone included
Anna
Yes
Have you written this fiction
Yes with the exception of the fashion tips and the account of the accident
How long is it
1003