What have you got there Angel a
It is a paperback book
I can see that
Where did you get it
A chap on the train gave it to me
Was he coming on to you
No he was not even looking up my skirt
Are you sure
Yes there are some decent men about
So a strange man gave you a book on a train
Did you not find that strange
No
Did he speak to you
Yes
What did he say
He said that he thought I looked like Shakespeare’s Dark Lady
But you are blond collar and cuffs and you are mine
Were you not scared
Not a bit
Jasmine what would you have done
I would have told him to fuck off
But he had a kind face
What do you mean a kind face
It was a happy face a trusting face
Most psycho’s have
Anyway he was travelling with what appeared to be his wife
I bet she was totally chuffed at his behaviour
She was reading
What was she reading
Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro
What was the title of the book that he gifted to you
Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro
Did you not find that weird
Why
That the chap gave you a book that was identical to the one that his wife/girlfriend/sister/hostage was reading
He said that that I also reminded him of Klara
So apart from the the Dark Lady you are also an AF
AF
Artificial Friend he said you were a fucking robot
I always thought Artificial Friends were our vibrators
They are
So if I popped into a book shop and read the blurb about this book then it would not be about a girl and her vibrators but about a girl and her robots
There was no girl
I am confused
That is because one you never go into bookshops and two you have never read a book in your life
You live on the internet
And you read I suppose
At least a book a month
I have never seen you reading
That is because you are too busy lusting after me
I often read when you are asleep
Or when I am around Anna and Anna’s
But going back to the man on the train did he apart from saying that you resembled his Dark Lady and a robot say anything else
No he got off the train soon afterwards
But there was one strange thing
What was that
It was minor but I did notice it
Explain
It was as they were standing on the platform
He was fiddling with his bag probably to retrieve his ticket
Yes
Well it was the girl that he was travelling with
What about her
Well she seemed to be without emotion
Really do explain
It was minor really
The train had been previously delayed because some ex sheep had strayed on to the line but for some reason either the station announcer or a chap in the cabin were making sheep sounds to lighten the mood
Baa baa baa
This amused all those who were on the platform but the woman just looked at the speaker without emotion
Perhaps she did not speak English
She did as I heard them chatting during my journey
The girl had a full understanding of English
Maybe she just did not find it funny
Possibly
What happened then
They just left the station and that was the last I saw of them
Where is your book
Over there it has a red cover and a matching bookmark
You can have it
I have already red it
Did you like it
It was an excellent read
If it taught me one thing it taught me that there is more to life than meets the eye