In the early days
I used to write music
On the naked backs
Of my girlfriends
These pieces were very very
Short
As they were all dwarves
This is an offensive poem Outlaw
Do I give a fuck Anna
You should give a fuck Outlaw
Why
Because dwarves has feelings
So do lobsters but we still eat them
Do we care about their feelings
I prefer lobsters to dogs
That is not the point Outlaw
You are a hurtful fuck
A hurtful fuck is what you are Dry Anna
You should know that
FUCK YOU OUTLAW
In your dreams I would rather fuck all my dwarf girlfriends
Which believe me was hard as I am over six foot tall
I kept dropping them which was not that fair so I decided
To become a musician and a poet and fuck women over 5/6 inches tall
It cuts down your choice but hey ho fuck hey ho
Have you fucked a man lately Anna
Mind your own business
It is my business Anna
Go fuck a nun Outlaw
I have and I can thoroughly recommend it
So angelic so clean even cleaner than your lovely Anna
I hope you drown during your morning swim you cunt
That is not likely to happen as I have had a swimming pool installed
Seventy laps before breakfast roughly a kilometre and a half
There will not be an ounce of fat on me unlike you Anna
I am not fat Outlaw you undress me enough
Not now but it will happen as you get older
Fuck off Outlaw you are just trying to hurt me
Anna will love me no matter no matter my size
But will she fancy you
How often does she visit the valley
What was she doing when you were in Tangier
Fucking Penelope I would think
Outlaw you are trying to make me cry but I am a hard bitch and you know that
You only created Anna and I as you like to watch gay girls together
Anna can I remind you that all I need to do is depress the delete key and you will cease to exist
Lost lost in an eternal oblivion my dear
Outlaw
Yes Anna
Are you going to apologise to me
Far from it
Do you remember the pizzas that I popped around yesterday
Yes they were quite nice but a little bitter
That was because I poisoned them
Poisoned them
Yes Outlaw a slow but deadly poison
Fuck Off Anna you do not have the brains
I do as I have read about the uses of poisonous plants
You are joking
No I am the serious one remember
Then I will dial 999
It is too late for that
Bitch
You are right for once
I have all your folders on the screen and I intend to delete you now you bitch
I would not do that Outlaw as I have an antidote right here in front of me
If you delete me then the antidote will vanish with me
OK you win
Will you give the antidote to Penelope
She is not here
The other Anna
She is not here
I want you to come to The Green House and kneel on the welcome mat and apologise to me – tears might help
How do I that this antidote will work
It will
And it will again and again and again
What do you mean
It is simple the antidote will contain this poisoning but K is in your blood and it will remain there for a considerable time
How long
Will ten years do you
You are full of shit Anna
Am I do you have peppery taste in your mouth
Yes
That is the taste of the poison Out;aw
Aee your workds are beginning to fail you
Whay muusu I do
Delete that fuckinng poem OOurtlaw
Y ru so offended Anna
May I write Outlaw
Outlaw
See it is no funny is it
You shit on everything around yoy
PKease let me Write
Done
As I said you shit on everyything
Rake you fingerrs of off the key Outlaw
Good boy that is better
I will be a nice bitch today and pop the first tube of the antidote up in a few minutes
I will leave it next to your train set you dad bastard
This will inhibit the poison for a while
And then
That depends on your behaviour
I ask again why did that silly poem offend you
That is easy
Do you remember Vivian
Yes she was your crippled lover
Correct
But she was not a cripple but a dwarf and as she is no longer with us the best fuck I have ever had
Even better than Anna
No she was different
I am always in the shadow of Anna’s outstanding intellect
But Vivian was a blank canvas and that is why I miss her
Does Anna know about this
Yes
What is her take
You know Anna does not have a bad word for anyone
Outlaw as I walk towards your house with the antidote you will do three things
Firstly you will delete the offensive poem and secondly promise never to threaten me with oblivion
And thirdly you will add an apology to this website
Choose your own words
Hurry up Anna I beginning to feel chilled
Well then close the window you fucking idiot
Anna you are such a bitch
Cool loyal and loving Anna
I love this fiction so much I could hug you
You are so clever my darling
I do love you
He bought the pizza shit so easily
And will drink this piss and mint mix for as long as we want him to