Anna
Yes
I saw something rather beautiful today
Well thank you Anna
I saw a feather rising into the branches of a tree instead of falling
It moved me a little considering the day
Considering the day what do you mean
It is the day of the Queens funeral
Really
I know it is silly but I thought it was a sign
A sign of what
You know what I mean and stop taking the piss
Sometimes you are so like Outlaw
Anna although the wind is rather cool
The sun is still wearing its summer clothes
It is the basics of hot air rising
Feathers are incredibly light
And air at it hears up rises
Think of the molecules as they heat up
They move faster and at the same time are moving apart
Therefore air like other substances expends when heated and obviously contracts when cooled
The space between the molecules is the important thing
The air is less dense that the surrounding matter
So it stands to reason that the hot air floats upwards
Along with your silly feather
Anna you can be such a bitch
Nothing is sacred to you
Not even me
I hate you sometimes
Do not be so touchy Anna
I was only joking
Then it is not funny
You might not see the things I see
But there is no need to take the piss
Get a sense of humour Anna
You can sleep on your own Anna
And for each night until I receive an apology
Suit yourself
I will sleep in Penelope’s bed
Well she will not need it for a while will she
Do you think that they are still watching The Green House
Ask them
You know I hate these things so do not frighten me
Am I forgiven
For what
For being a bitch
Yes
Will you share our bed
Yes
Then I forgive you