I have read your new book Guy
Did you like it
I did not understand it
What did you not understand Guy
The structure was confusing
At times it is set in 1946
And then in 1881
Characters change names genders and speak various languages
It is a book about love Robyn
My name is Guy
So is mine
Then why did you call me Robyn
Because that is your name
Bill
Yes Guy
Why are your characters fluid
Because people are fluid
Explain
1933 was a fluid year
I had hoped to set my novel in in 1933
Why
What is the question
I had an affair with my teacher
So did I he fucked me dry in an Eastbourne hotel
That was the title of my novel
Did your teacher fuck you
Often as I was self taught
I thought your novel was called
North of the Pacific
That was my mothers name
She was very beautiful
I hated her though
Why
Because she fucked niggers
Is this why you write so often about her
I never knew my mother
My twin killed her
Where does your twin live
Here in this apartment
What is your twins name
Maggie
My name is Maggie
Then you must be my twin
We have been in a relationship for many years
You know every inch of my body
I am your wife
We were married by a Catholic priest
Shortly before he died of AIDS
That was in 1988
Is Gladstone out
Who is Gladstone
Our son
Our second born son
We do not have a son
I think that you will find that we do Ruth
What does he look like
Our son
What do sons look like
Marigolds I am told
Is he orange
No these products only come in
Blue and Brown
Mother is coming for tea this evening
I hate my mother
Why
Because I do not like to hate dogs
What is the name of your dog Tina
Tina
Tina
Yes Tina
Why Tina
Because I was named after a planet