Jane
It is all about sharing your hotel room
With one’s fishing rod
These are my Spanish memories
My sister is lying naked
On her bed as it is so hot here
She is farting a great deal
I am organising my flies
As I am off out soon
I fish at dawn
Then breakfast with Lucy
And then we spend the morning on the beach
Or at the hotel pool
We are due to go on a sightseeing tour this afternoon
I am not sure where we are going
But is something to do with
The Spanish Civil War
This evening I am travelling
To the Oona Estuary with Phil and Rodge
For a spot of night fishing
Whilst Lucy sleeps off her day
What an awful time for you to be called up
For Jury Service
Remember the rules
Black Guilty
White Innocent
In a way although I feel sorry for you
I am glad that I have a criminal record
One fight too many during my misspent youth
No Jury Service for me
You should not have been
Such a good girl
A couple of drugs busts
Is all it would have taken
Lucy is wandering to the bathroom
To be sick again
I have never noticed it before
Butt she has a tattoo of Harry Potter
On her arse
It was not there the last time I saw her bum
It takes all kinds
You have Wittgenstein on your arse
I see it every time that I pass by
Yesterday I visited a souvenir shop
And purchased you a straw donkey
As you requested me to do
It is called Maria
Fuck knows why as it is a male donkey
I have also purchased a Barcelona shirt for you
So that you can wear it at home on cooler days
I was going to go for the away shirt
But thought you would prefer the home shirt
I am going to have to break soon
As Lucy has thrown up on the bathroom floor
Nice job for Stan
Bad Lucy
Do you know what I have just noticed
That Lucy has an anus as pretty as yours
As female ani go
I have a feeling it is going to see some action quite soon
And that Stan will have two jobs instead of one
This is cutting into my fishing time
How I wish you were here Jane
As you could clear up Lucy’s sick and shit
Whilst I am chasing early bites
TOO LATE
Lucy has exploded
The bathroom is a WAR ZONE
Feel sorry for your Stan
God I hope that she is not on the rag
It is a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done
God the smell is killing birds in flight
No fishing for Stan this morning methinks
See you on Tuesday my love
The plane lands at twelve
As long as it does not crash
I will drop Lucy off at the convent and come straight home
Perhaps I can fuck you up the arse
Please wear your Barcelona shirt
I would enjoy that Jane
However on second thoughts
I am not heavily into bums anymore
There is no description as to what I am seeing
Perhaps we can pop down to the local curry house
And have Alsatian instead with a Chihuahua starter
Stan x
ps – I have filmed the Lucy event on my phone and it should be with you now – enjoy !!!!