I met my girlfriend Betty Bleach
At the bus stop on Joe Hill
She was very attractive
And I fell for her straight away
But she was a perverse girl
With some questionable habits
One of these involved urination
Which is an innocent pursuit in itself
But Betty insisted on pissing in my mouth
Which did not turn me on at all
I did not want to appear to be prudish
And risk losing Betty’s love
So I thought of a cunning plan
The big day arrived and I lay in a dry bath
With Betty legs akimbo above me
She started to piss on my chest
But as she travelled towards my mouth
I stopped Betty much to her surprise
She asked me whether I was disgusted with her
I said no as I shared her enthusiasm for experiment
But I had read in our home medical book
That drinking bleach was bad for one’s health