Do you think that she has nice boobs Stan
Who
That girl that you have been looking at since we arrived at the pool
What girl
Are we talking again
Its seems so
Are you still mad at me
Why should I be mad at you
You lock me out of the apartment stark naked as a coach drops off some lads on their midwinter break
Collar and cuffs
Shut it Stan
You were shitty to me on the plane so I got my own back
As sometimes you throw things of mine onto the railway
Football programmes Stan only shitty programmes
I love them
Do you think that she is beautiful Stan
Who
The girl on the red lounger
Yes she is beautiful very beautiful
But what I admire is the way she holds herself
She is probably a complete bitch
Possibly but if you watch her move around the pool
Then you will notice that she almost glides
It is almost like she is dancing
Crap Stan you like her tits
No just watch her against that waitress over there by the parasols
She is heavy and walks like a primate
That is because the poor bitch probably works twelve hours a day serving bitches like Betty Blue over there just to keep a roof over her head and feed her brats
That is open conjecture Jane it says nothing to me
I am right Stan
Possibly but where is the evidence
Lets say that I dived into the pool what would happen
You would drown hopefully
Seriously
Where are you coming from Stan
There would be a serious difference between Stan out of the pool and Stan in the pool
Riddles Stan
You are missing my point
I would become very wet as soon as I entered the pool whereas here on the loungers I am dry
The dynamics of this will never change
That places your thoughts of the waitress into perspective
Stan do you know how you can be wet and dry at the same time away from this swimming pool
BITCH
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I was enjoying my orange drink
You deserved it
STAN Stan put me down
You dare
Put me down
No
I think that Katherina needs to be taught a lesson
Stan you have made your point
Give me my bikini pants back
No
I love string bikinis
I am sorry I was a bitch to you
Really
You were cruel to me on the plane
I tell you what if you tell me how very sorry you are then I will hang your bikini pants on the direction sign over there
Fuck you Stan
Fuck you Jane
I bet you would not do this to your girlfriend over there
Possibly not
Stan
STAN
Yes Katherina
Be kind to me
I would rather look at the waitress in a bikini
You are so hateful
If I get out of this pool then I will be arrested
In Lanzarote think about it
Nobody gives a shit
I am going back to the apartment for a shower as I smell like Tango Man
If you are still in the pool when I return and say sorry then I will give you your bikini pants back
It is up to you
May I help you
Not really
Yes you could be of assistance
Would you give Katherina her bikini pants back when I leave the Wakiki
And tell her to look in my beach bag as there is something there to her advantage
Not a problem
And would you also ask my lovely wife to give you twenty euros as you have been a great help to me
You do not have to tip me as the management pools all tips
It is not a tip Ria
How did you know my name
It is on your name badge
Do you like your job
It pays for things but I send a majority of my earnings back to my family
It will get better mark my word
What is my wife doing
Swimming
I think that she is very beautiful
So do I but she is very fiery at times