i protect my privacy

and dislike intrusion

i try not to be photographed

and if I am then i disguise myself

i wear dark glasses and look away

if i know a camera is nearby

but last week at a football match

i was caught on film quite by accident

as i used a washroom

after the game

to wash my hands

that had been muddied

when returning a football

this made worldwide news

as i am an abstract expressionist artist