Pippa passes many a***s

On the nudist beach

She is with her friend

White Brown Dolores

And ignores my vulgarity

As well she should

I am her brother Lawrence

Smothered by desires

Quite why we holiday together

Is a puzzle for the Gods

We swim abandoned

But I am quite lustful

Greedy for the female form

I worship my sisters lips

And the garden of her friend

I am a Ventriloquist

A Puppet Master

And above all

A Poor Poor Poet

Seek others but me