I have a problem
That is beginning
To overwhelm me
That Is that I adore
Teddy Bears
I find it hard to pass
A charity shop
Without giving a bear
A new home
It is their sad eyes
They look at me
As people might
Have looked at Christ
Many years ago
As I give them hope
I am a good man
Benevolent and kind
But I fear that this
Will soon decline
Quite why it will decline
Is a mystery to me
But I know that the liberation
Is very near so very near
So I have taken refuge
In the caves of Barbooska
Until it is safe to return