What do you do Michael
I am a cleaner
I thought you were in The Navy
I am
So you are a cleaner in The Navy
Do they exist
Yes very much
But I am a very special cleaner
Special cleaner
Yes
Really
Yes as I am in charge of the anchor on HMS Antelope
The aircraft carrier
Wow that must be exciting
It is
Forgive me if I am stupid but does the sea not do your job for you
Sadly not and many people make that mistake
The sea actually makes things worse
You would not believe the shit that I find attached to anchors
But to me it is one of the most important parts of the ship
Without an anchor the ship would drift aimlessly
I am very proud of my command
It looks like that the bus has been cancelled Sal
There is not another one for an hour and five
Do you fancy a coffee
That would be nice
There is a great Coffee House over there
It is called Temptation
I love its ditty
I can resist everything except Temptation
So original
It has been stolen
Really from whom
I will not tell you but if you guess
Before the coffees arrive
Then the refreshments are on me