Who is your favourite film character

Annie Hall

What is your favourite month

March

Why

Z

It is the month of the magnolia

Daffodils

We stray

What is your favourite flower

I have many

Your favourite thing about women

Their silence

Seriously

Their beauty

Pet hate

Faggots and ugly women

Biggest fault

Aggression

Biggest strength

My intellect

Favourite book

Daniel Martin

I identify with the character

What could you give to the world

I could teach them to see and think clearly

Do you consider yourself arrogant

No I consider myself self confident

Is that a failing

No

I could export self confidence

Favourite movie

Kaos

Favourite piece of classical music

Rachmaninoff 2

Favourite Pop Group

I do not have one

Song

Bird Song Lene Lovich

Favourite place

Between your legs

Favourite country

I have many

Favourite part of a woman’s body

Depends on my mood

But I do have an interest in a woman’s eyes

They tell me so much about her

Your greatest talent

My poetry

My poetry is exceptional

Favourite City

Paris although I would clean it up

Favourite artist

I have many

Favourite sculptor

Brancusi

Favourite poet

Gerard Manley Hopkins

Poem

Possibly The Shropshire Lad

Food

I have little interest in food

Drink

I do not drink

Colour

Purple

Smell

I do not have a favourite smell

Biggest asset

I am a cunt

Fault

What is a fault

Cat or dog

Hamster

Cat

Do you believe in God

Yes

If you were an artist what would you paint

The light nothing but the light

Are you a photographer

Yes

What is your favourite subject

The light

Favourite actress

Isabelle Adjani

Favourite actor

Either Joaquin Phoenix or Mathieu Almalric

Sartre or Camus

Both

Cities

I tire of them

Inland or coastal

Both

Biggest misconception that people make about you

That I am racist and homophobic

Are you

Yes

Why

Because I can see through the lies

What lies

If you cannot see the lies then I feel sorry for you

What do you think of me

I have no opinion about you

Should I

My name is Michael

My name is Stan

My wife is named Ruth

My wife is named Jane

My wife is black

My wife is blonde

I have never strayed

That is an idiotic statement

Why

Because it is a statement of history

Would you stray

No

Why

Because I respect myself

You

I am not sure of your question Stan

Would you stray

I am happily married

Is your wife beautiful

I think that she is beautiful

But she is rather large

She does not conform to the general concept of beauty I suppose

Jane

Yes

Is she beautiful

Very

Is that the reason you chose her as your partner

It was important as I could not envisage waking up next to an ugly woman

But Jane has everything and makes me look like the dog I am

That is important

Yes

You are a dog

Yes

Am I a dog

I cannot answer that question

Describe yourself Stan

I already have so fuck off

Michael

Stan and Jane