Darling Jane
Thank you for your mail
It amused me greatly
As today has been a sad day
Because I found out that the union official
Who was causing the unrest up norf
Was not actually run over by the steamroller
But his dog was squashed instead
Which is sad in its own way
As Mr Lynch will have to find another flat mate /wife
On another more domestic subject
Please find attached one of our pornographic photographs
(Of Stan and Jane fucking like savages on coke in Lisbon)
As I want to illustrate a point
In answer to your recent comments
About my inability to load the dishwasher
(Which I hate with a vengeance)
I have called our photograph
Loading the Dishwasher
Please enjoy
Love Stan xxx
Stan
You are a grade one cunt
But I still love you
In view of this would you do me a favour
Would you pop into the local charity shops
And repurchase your collection of railway magazines
That I donated in ERRORORRE
A word of advise before you die
Never X Katherina
Jane x