Hi Stan
I am home
Sorry
I am home Stan all safe and sound
The tubes were shit but what can you expect
There is some tea in pot
Would you pour me a cup of tea
I thought slavery had been abolished
PAUSE OF FIFTEEN MINUTES
You smell nice have you had a bath
No I prefer the grime of the city
What did you do today
Not much as both my meetings were cancelled
The snow you see
Did you work
Yes I caught up this morning
But I watched a couple of movies this afternoon
I had an interesting day today
That’s nice
Do you want to hear about it
No
Today was International Women’s Day
International Dykes Day more like
It is good that we are all sisters once in while
I agree but it is a waste of time
What would you replace it with
International Bitches Day
That just about sums you up Stan
You think that women are just there
For your your enjoyment
Yes what is wrong with that
You can make your own dinner
I have already eaten
Judging by the kitchen I can see that you have
Your should be cooking me a nice meal
I cannot cook
You will not cook
Levels of processing Jane
Levels of shit Stan
I am always suspicious about men who cook
Do not start on that again
I might just learn to cook faggots
SHUT UP STAN
20:08 Wednesday the 8th of March 2023
What are you reading
A book about feminism
You
Camus
I forgot to ask what movies did you watch this afternoon
I watched two
Brief Encounter and A Canterbury Tale
Again
Yes because they portray an England
Before the pollution
Pollution
Take the women in the movies
They were both English Roses
White
Well spoken
Middle Class
With a tree going back to the Saxons
They never existed
Utter crap Jane and you know it.
They were feminine unlike the women that you see today
Women are so obsessed with equality that their femininity withers
Have you ever seen a good looking feminist
Most are fat sister fuckers that cannot come to terms
That they are dogs
Fat ugly dogs
With excess body hair
The whole thing makes me shiver
I have seen many attractive feminists
They are the herd Jane
Do not mistake them for feminists
Are you winding me up Stan
Why do you ask that question
You seem intent on upsetting me
I have no intentions in that direction
I was just expressing a common view
That in the not so recent past
Women were more like the Laura and Alison Smith
They were feminine to the core
Do you think I am feminine
Yes very feminine
But you can be influenced by the Dyke Dogs
Fuck you Stan
You are trying to make me cry
Open the door and throw your book on to the line
Why
So that the next train can swallow it up
That is your answer to everything
If you do not agree with it you destroy it
Jane
WHAT
What is the date today
The 8th of March
What is so special about the eighth of March
That it is sandwiched between the seventh and ninth of the third month
Anything else
No
Do you remember the Calcutta Cafe in Soho
Yes it is where you took me on our first date
When was that
The eighth of Ma-
Go into the spare room as there might be something on the bed to your advantage
THREE MINUTES LATER
Oh Stan you are so romantic
I absolutely love you
Are you crying
Yes
You are not much of a feminist are you
Not really
You are my English Rose
STAN AND JANE KISS AND CUDDLE
I knew that you would make me cry
As I am quite tired but I did not expect this
But I still do not forgive you as you are a grade one cunt
That is the nicest thing that you have said to me today
Here is something nicer
I LOVE YOU
That makes two of us
What did you say
Nothing of importance Jane
Nothing of importance
Stan & Jane (8th of March 2023)