I have never voted in my life

I have always known and understood

That the idiots are in the majority

So it is certain that they will win

I have no interest in politics

But people interest me

When I say people I mean

People who roughly agree with me

I hate those who disagree

As they agitate me with their stupidity

I wonder why God created these foolish minds

Is it to keep me in my place or something near

I admire him for his sleight of hand