Hello Peter
Hello Peter
How are you
The field is quite chilly
But they have not shaved my coat
I have been depressed
But now I am okay
Okay
Yes
Are you still depressed
No I am okay
But it was not like that last month
Really
I contemplated suicide
Did you take poison
No she was working
I went to the railway station as I intended to throw myself under a train
Did you
No
Why
Because it was a strike day
What did you do instead
I am okay
I went to the cinema
What did you see
A building with bright lights
Some were neon others white
Did you see a movie
I saw an usherette
There was a French movie showing
What was it called
Foolish Love or something
What was it about
It was about the breakup of a family
But they did not really break up
They live in two separate apartments
Which are joined to each other
Sounds fun
They each live their own lives
Did it cheer you up
In a way
But I still wanted to destroy myself
And then a scene arrived
Which changed my mindset
The character that Romaine Bohringer played
Was in bed with another woman
I cannot remember the name of the other actress
They were having sex
My favourite
Mine too
What do you mean
Do not step on the beach
Why
Because two mines have been reported
German
No I would imagine that they were metal
There was a sub story played in
That being
There are two gay guys living in a nearby apartment
They want to share their life with a child of their own
How sweet
Well both the women are seen chatting Apres Sex
It is a relaxed scene but Romane suddenly discovers that her friend wants to act as a surrogate
And the scene become funnier and funnier
Both the woman run upstairs to the gay guys apartment and hammer on the window
They are both stark naked
It must have been summer
Possibly but both Spring and Autumn days can be mild
I do not think that I had laughed so much in years and when I left the cinema I had made a decision not to destoy ,yself
Destroy yourseld you have spely it incorrectly
So have you
Well I walked towards the railway station and although the strike had been a pretend strike trains were still running
I stood on the edge of the platform
But did not jump
Train after train passed by
I was no longer depressed
I was Peter once more
This is why I decided to visit you
I am not a sheep
You are my oldest friend
I am only a year older than you Peter
Mike is five years older than us both
Mike is dead
So he is
He jumped under a train
Poor Michael
Was he depressed
No
He just did not really like this train that passed through the station once a day
Why
Because it was pink
The train did not like him either
That is why it chopped him in half
I was quite cut up when I found out
So was he
Now that you are happy would you like to sleep with Hilda
Who is Hilda
My wife
You had a sister named Hilda
I know
Is she dirty
More than you can imagine
Does she work on a farm
Yes
Lead me to the barn my friend