Did you buy that book today Jack

Yes

It looks old

It was published in 1918

Is it worth much

At a guess about sixty pounds

Where did you find it

In Oxfam Books

You did not pay sixty pounds for it

No

How much did you pay for it

Why are you so interested Marie Elena

How much did you pay for it Jack

A couple of quid

Were you aware of its value

Yes it was a rare first edition

Then why did you not pay a fair price

I paid what they asked for

Do you know what a difference sixty pounds could make

Marie Elena

Do you know what a difference sixty pounds could make

Yes

To an African village

Yes

So why were you not honest

I was honest

I did not steal it

But you cheated the shop

If that is your view

It is my view

You make me so angry Jack

Why

Because you have no soul