Did you buy that book today Jack
Yes
It looks old
It was published in 1918
Is it worth much
At a guess about sixty pounds
Where did you find it
In Oxfam Books
You did not pay sixty pounds for it
No
How much did you pay for it
Why are you so interested Marie Elena
How much did you pay for it Jack
A couple of quid
Were you aware of its value
Yes it was a rare first edition
Then why did you not pay a fair price
I paid what they asked for
Do you know what a difference sixty pounds could make
Marie Elena
Do you know what a difference sixty pounds could make
Yes
To an African village
Yes
So why were you not honest
I was honest
I did not steal it
But you cheated the shop
If that is your view
It is my view
You make me so angry Jack
Why
Because you have no soul