All life revolves around

The Black Bull Inn

Today I was due to host

A Poetry Slam Event

But this will be dry

As my delivery is late

Due to an accident

On the motorway

The Black Bull Inn

Is popular with city workers

Including the neurotic ones

Such as Lynn Acott Baimes

(Lynn Ascot Baines)

Who has a high powered job

But hides in the cellar

So one one cannot find her

I tell people that she is my sister

Although I am an only child

In my dreams I do not own

The Black Bull Inn

But a chic bar in London

Where the seen people hang out

And the toilets are much admired

For their cleanliness and decor

My name is Billy Boo

And my father once ran a garment factory

Which made string vests for those without style