Is that your real name

Yes

Why did you kill the minister

Because Rory Red

Was in Bed

What was your reasoning

I am an existentialist

Even though my name is Sparkle Blue

Are you a pony

No a sea horse

Why did you do it

Because Mr Full of Holes

Was corrupt

A liar

A traitor

He was all powerful

That is why Biffin the Gold

Assassinated him

Who is Biffin the Gold

A pony

Are you a pony

No

I am a sea horse

We are each responsible for creating purpose

Or meaning

In our own lives

Do you want to fuck the doctor’s wife

Yes

Then do so

I cannot

Why

Because the doctor will not cure me

Are you ill

No

Then the doctor will not need to cure you

So fuck his wife

But what if I become ill

That is an abstract

Our individual purpose and meaning

Is not given to us

By Gods

Governments

Teachers

Or any other authorities

Do you realise that you will be executed

For your crime

Yes

Does this not scare you

No

Why

Because I will ask the firing squad

To execute themselves

You have done this country a great service

I know

You have rid it of a sewer

I know

Have you thought about his wife

No

Neither have I

She is as bad as him

Why did Sparkle Fairy not kill his wife

My name is Sparkle Blue

Why did Sparkle Blue not kill his wife

I have no idea

Ask Sparkle Fairy