Is that your real name
Yes
Why did you kill the minister
Because Rory Red
Was in Bed
What was your reasoning
I am an existentialist
Even though my name is Sparkle Blue
Are you a pony
No a sea horse
Why did you do it
Because Mr Full of Holes
Was corrupt
A liar
A traitor
He was all powerful
That is why Biffin the Gold
Assassinated him
Who is Biffin the Gold
A pony
Are you a pony
No
I am a sea horse
We are each responsible for creating purpose
Or meaning
In our own lives
Do you want to fuck the doctor’s wife
Yes
Then do so
I cannot
Why
Because the doctor will not cure me
Are you ill
No
Then the doctor will not need to cure you
So fuck his wife
But what if I become ill
That is an abstract
Our individual purpose and meaning
Is not given to us
By Gods
Governments
Teachers
Or any other authorities
Do you realise that you will be executed
For your crime
Yes
Does this not scare you
No
Why
Because I will ask the firing squad
To execute themselves
You have done this country a great service
I know
You have rid it of a sewer
I know
Have you thought about his wife
No
Neither have I
She is as bad as him
Why did Sparkle Fairy not kill his wife
My name is Sparkle Blue
Why did Sparkle Blue not kill his wife
I have no idea
Ask Sparkle Fairy