I am hiding out in a hotel room
High above a celebrating city
The cops are searching for me
As I am an ny assassin
I have registered under my favourite alias
F Anny Kaplan
But the authorities are dumb
I will not be caught
As unlike other assassins
I do not use guns or bombs
Or any other weapons
But kill people with kindness
Which is quite invisible
The President of this wretched country
Lies dead on a mortuary slab
There is not a mark on him
Nor will they find a wound
He was killed by kindness
Which is more deadly than the poison