St Augustine’s is a very interesting place to visit

But it is not disposed to those with movement difficulties

People in wheelchairs would be better off on Everest

I am an agile chap and my nickname is Gazelle

But even I stumbled occasionally over hidden stones

After our visit Jane and I trotted around the city

Which was in an exceptionally kind mood

We shared tea and listened to a classical Spanish guitar

Life was good so very good but we were confused by a New Age shop

Which sold recordings of deeply coloured birds taking a piss

This was supposed to create a favourable zen but it left me cold

So I settled for defecating elephants instead