I was on a train some years ago

Where

In Iceland

When a couple of women

Began a conversation

As this was my first time in Iceland

I began to listen to them

Where are you from

I am Icelandic

But I have lived in Kuwait for a number of years

Was their conversation interesting

Not really

The usual moans about Reykjavík

And then one of the girls

Who was wearing a blue sweater

Began speaking about her late boyfriend

How sad

They had been together for six years

Was he suffering from a ghastly disease

No he had jumped in front of a train

And had been badly injured

It was only a matter of time

His doctors gave her permission

To stay in his final room

That was caring of them

Her boyfriend was lapsing in and out of consciousness

She asked if he had a final request

He asked her to undress and lay next to him

And masturbate as he slowly died

Did she achieve orgasm at the right time

Very much she was spot on

That is a sad sad story but a little odd

And then as she cleaned herself up

Her boyfriend who was very much alive

Walked into the room and kissed her on the forehead

The girl looked at him and then fainted

When she came around a doctor

Explained to her that her boyfriend

Was very much alive and had paid his identical twin

To jump in front of the train

Why

Because his twin had always wanted to see her masturbate

What

Yes this story is true

So this guy went through all this

Just to see his brothers girlfriend finger herself

Yes

Did the women on the train add to this story

Was there an even more startling denouement

Not that I know of as the women left the train at the next stop

What would you have done if you had been that girl

I would have asked the living half of the identical twins to marry me

As this by far is the most beautiful sacrifice

All for his wretched but lonely brother

There are tears in your eyes Pippa

I know that is such a beautiful story

Will you marry me

I am flattered but sadly I cannot

Why

Because I am already spoken for

There are not many men like you Stephen

That is very kind of you

Do you have any siblings

I have two sisters

That is nice

I used to have a brother but he died in a train accident