What is your favourite part of the woman Joe
The brain
Funny Joe
Do you like her boobs or her cunt or are you an arse man
I am an arse man
I thought you were
Why
Because you always look at my arse
You have a nice bum
Not too skinny and not too fat
It is a pity that you like girls
Joe
What is your preference
That is easy
The bum
Before I date any girls they must pass my bum test
Seriously I thought it was a more even spread with you
More cerebral if you like
That is why some gay girls are so fucking ugly
Brick shit houses in shapeless clothing and cropped hair
You must have favourites
I have many
But I could never fuck an ugly woman
What about you
Although I am not as blunt as you I do have my favourites
Being
I like my women to be feminine that is very important
Who was your first girlfriend
It was a girl named Jackie
Was she hot
No far from it
Noel Coward wrote a song
Mad about the Boy
Which I think summed Jackie up
She was slight and incredibly boyish
Did she have a nice bum
In a way but as I said she was incredibly boyish
Flat as a board
But I loved her
Did it last long
Six months and then she broke my heart as she left me for Dutch girl
Are there any bums that you do not like
Fat ones
If I see a woman with a fat arse it makes me ill
Surely you like a piece of meat
A wiggle if you get my drift
I am talking about the grossly fat ones sizes plus plus plus
So what do you think of the advertising people’s take on it at present
In what way
Rather like the Dove products when they employed plus plus plus models
I found it gruesome
So I take it you do not like black women
Do you
You first
Well to be honest I am not attracted by their shape
Because of their bums
Partly
It is seen as very attractive by some
I just do not find them attractive
And I doubt if they find me attractive
They are too masculine for me
You are attractive Joe
Thank you
That is until you open your mouth
Not nice
But true
You are very opinionated
If I asked you the same question
My answer would be the same
I do not find black women attractive
Which goes to show that we all live in narrow corridors
I agree
I like my girlfriends to be feminine and attractive and they must pass by bum test
Joe
Yes
This conversation is going nowhere
Who fucking cares about Joe and Joe
I agree
Joe
Yes
If I was not so into girls would you fuck me
Of course I would
So you rate my arse
Yes
Out of ten
Eleven
You are so full of shit Joe
Would I be the kind of girl you would date
Yep
Moi
Of course
That is why we are friends
Tell me the truth Joe what turns you on about me
Do you turn me on
Fuck you Joe
Honest answers please
The truth is that I find you very attractive
You have a great arse
But the thing that turns me on more than anything is that you have had knowledge of women
That turns me on
I am not surprised at your answer Joe
If you asked a hundred Joe’s then unless they were faggots the the answers would be similar
Real men like the idea of the girl girl thing it is as old as the hills
I tell you what Joe I will let you watch me next time
Really Joe
Yes
You can join in if you like
A three
Yep
I will await your call
Joe
Yes
It will never happen
Why
Because I am in training to be a nun
I am willing to adopt the Catholic faith
Give me time to think about it
I will chat to Jesus tonight after I have masturbated
Send me a text and let me know what Jesus says
Josephine
Yes
This is a silly fiction
I know
Shall I discontinue it
That up to you ewe
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