What are you reading Stan
A piece in the Telegraph
About
It is about housing
Or lack of it
Some fool suggested building
Over London’s ninety-six golf courses
But you dislike the game
Only because I am shit at it
It is a very narrow vision
As green spaces help cities and towns to breathe
Another suggestion is to build
Near to the rural railway stations
That is just not on
But the one that really fucks me off
It that the green belt should be reviewed
They see it as a anachronism
Sacred Cows and all that
If any government went in that direction
Then there would be a major schism
I would find my Uzi
Where is it
In the airing cupboard
With the winter blankets
I have a really logical idea
What is that Stan
Deport all those who have no right to be here
And then encourage others to leave
This country must be manageable
That is vitally important
But what about the gutter jobs
Then as part of the benefits received
One should pay something back
Have a sense of responsibility
Work for the benefit of your community
Hard decisions need to me made
By clear sighted people
I suppose that you consider yourself to be one of those people
I am a clear thinker Jane
I strip everything down
The solutions are obvious
But we are led by donkeys
People like you can start wars
I do not agree with that
The sad thing is that people
Are easily led and basically rather stupid
They dislike honesty
As it makes them uncomfortable
That is why I am quite unpopular
Really I never knew that
Knock me down with a feather and call me Phillip
But that does not bother me
As I know that I am correct
Of course you are
One should cherish the visionaries
And not attack them
Stan
Yes
Do you ever regret asking a question
Not often
Why
Because I am nearly always aware of the answer
And it is a pointless exercise