When I first saw my girlfriend naked
I noticed that she had a blue tattoo
In the area just above her bum
Made in Zurich
It was an enigmatic message
Or so I thought
As my girlfriend was Yorkshire born
Unlike my parents her mother and father
Had been divorced many years
Her mother lived in the USA
And her father in West London
This oddity really faded
From my immediate thoughts
Until the day before our wedding
When I met her mother for the first time
I told her that my name was Guy
And she said that her name was Romy Simon
Although most people called her Zurich for short