Do you know that Wittgenstein encouraged
His students to sit in deckchairs during his lectures
No
Should I know that
It is not common knowledge
Would you have sat in a deckchair
During one of my lectures
Yes but you invited us to bring any type of chair
Not just deckchairs
Did you bring a deckchair
I cannot remember you
I once wore a gossamer blouse
To one of your lectures Adam
I do not recall that day
You should do
Why
Because you spent most of the afternoon
Looking at my nipples
I am a homosexual why should your nipples have interested me
I do not recall that afternoon
And I cannot recall your nipples
But I am sure that you have nice nipples
Why did you engage in this exhibition
Because you seemed blind to your students
Really
Yes
Were you sitting in a deckchair
I cannot remember
It might have been a red deckchair
Stolen
Yes
Why were they stolen
Because you instructed us to steal our deckchairs
So I did I often encourage the theft of deckchairs
I was instructing you commit a crime as I wanted you to know what it was like to commit a crime
It was a very important part of your course
Poetry
Yes poetry
I have never found a poem exclusively about deckchairs
There are some
Who was the poet
I am not that sure
There were a number of poets
I once asked you about poetry
And you stayed silent
I had nothing to add
The lecture had not started
It was better that I kept my mouth shut
You are a celebrated poet
By whom
Your work is admired
By whom
I value your poetry
Thank you as I do not value my poetry
That is why I remained silent during my lectures
You had more to say than me Lorna
My name is Ashley