Joe it is said that you do not like mirrors

That is correct

Why do you not like mirrors

Do you think that you are unattractive

No

Do you think that you are looking old

No I am just twenty-one

Is it that you have sad eyes

My eyes are not sad

They have stared into the abyss

That is all

Do not mistake this for a sadness

I stand corrected Joe

It is a common mistake

You have stated that you do not care for mirrors

That is correct

Why do you not like your reflection Joe

The trouble is that I do like my reflection

I like it very much

But I do not want to fall in love again