Joe it is said that you do not like mirrors
That is correct
Why do you not like mirrors
Do you think that you are unattractive
No
Do you think that you are looking old
No I am just twenty-one
Is it that you have sad eyes
My eyes are not sad
They have stared into the abyss
That is all
Do not mistake this for a sadness
I stand corrected Joe
It is a common mistake
You have stated that you do not care for mirrors
That is correct
Why do you not like your reflection Joe
The trouble is that I do like my reflection
I like it very much
But I do not want to fall in love again