I saw the au pair’s bare bottom this morning

It was a complete accident as I had forgotten my briefcase

And had returned to our Highgate house

My briefcase was waiting for me on the dining table

I then popped into the nursery once again to say goodbye to Gordon

Valencia was bending over his play pen as he was rather lively

She was completely naked as Gordie had interrupted her shower

I do not know who was the more surprised

So I made my apologies and left

But what did stick in my mind was her butt tattoo

Which although in Spanish read

I am spoken for

By the city of my birth

Valencia