Since I moved to the coast
I have started collecting sea glass
It is a mysterious pastime
As one does not know
What one might find
I was in Margate yesterday
Not far from the Eliot shelter
As due to the tides sea glass
Is easily found in this location
I commonly find clear and brown glass
Occasionally green but blue is quite rare
Red sea glass is the ultimate find
Which confuses collectors
Yet the reason is quite obvious to me
As not many disposables are glass red
Glass collectors unknowingly
Provide a valuable service
As glass on beaches
Is not that amusing
It is hazardous
That is all I have to say
My name is Joe
The girl with me
Is my twin sister Josie
We are incestuous twins
Joe and Jo Sea Glass
But that is another story
Which has not yet been told