I am a great admirer of magnets
They are so uncomplicated
Note tell George Borrow Tomorrow
Seriously these words are worthless
In a world full of hope
Why hope my friend
I do not hope to be wealthy
That is an abstract
It is not even a dream
Yesterday I was given two books
A copy of the Bible
And a study of a philosopher
The likeness on the cover suggested
That the said philosopher wore glasses
Which is incorrect as he never wore glasses
That is very confusing Honey Bee
I was in Bath yesterday
When some Christians knocked at the door
I ignored them as I was covered in suds
They posted a leaflet through my door
Do Magnets Masturbate
Its subject was how to resist the urge to masturbate
Through God and the Bible
I found it very amusing as the Bible
Does not mention masturbation
Which suggests that God does really not give a fuck
Methinks it is the work of those
Who are ashamed of their sexuality
Or who are ambiguous to say the least
I was having a miserable day
And this was very dunnie funnie
So I popped down to the local church
And left a fiver diver in the wall safe
Before I close my friend
Let me assure you
That these events
Have not inhibited my admiration
Of magnets 1+2+3