I still have not forgiven you Stan
That is why I purchased your favourite perfume
Riots of Paris
Funny Stan
Present it to Marie Ange
I only said that she was like a fine wine
How do you think I feel
Every time you go to France
You come back or even if I am with you
Telling me how beautiful and feminine French women are
They are
OUCH
That hurt
Stan abuse I think
That was a shitty joke Stan
I tried to make it special for you and you took the piss
It was very special you should have seen my recording
Which I might say ended up as a train journal
I thought it was an ICE train from Germany
Do you know that I went from hero to zero in a few seconds
I felt intensely stupid
Baby moods
Stan if you want to die then I swear
I cried a little
Women in your condition are emotional
STAN
It occurred to me that I might have been filmed
I think you were judging by the number of phones
So I checked the internet and the trash newspapers
Who I reasoned had grown tired of perverted television presenters sending and asking for dick pics from underage boys
And I was next
The Gender Reveal Nude
I could see the headlines
Each day whilst you were away I went to Smiths
To buy The Sun and all its pals
And later on I waited for the Evening Standard
But nobody was interested in me
Even Tik Tok was quiet
THANK GOD
But that does not let you off Stan
As you were the Cunt of Cunts
So I punished you
Not my book of French actresses
Worse
My train set
Much worse
Then what
Do you remember your jolly to the England game last month
Yes
You each received a signed football or at least it was signed by those who could write
It was a lovely gift much appreciated
Stan
Jane
If you look out of the window what can you see
Trains
Do not be clever Stan as you are on thin ice
London
Oh I see you want to play hardball
Look at the lines below our apartment
What do you see
Railway lines
Pussy
Oh there is a football there
One of the kids must have kicked it over the fence
You know as well as I do there are no kids who play football around here
No fucking space
You did not kick my England football on to the track did you
No I used DHL
Jane that is an awful thing to do
And yours was not awful Stan
But I forgive you Jane
It was only a possession
A much loved footy possession
But a possession nonetheless
God says forgive those who sin
I will not get another one you know
Shit happens
Baby Brain
If you say Baby Brain once more you will join the football
Hold this bag idiot
What is in it
You will find out in time
A present
It is not a present Stan
Just think of it as the High Ground
Where are we going
Meruello’s
I need a fucking coffee
Good idea
No more Stan
Be nice
I am nice
Remember your last coffee shampoo
Do not forget the bag
Oh yes
Silly me