I am so excited

I can hardly sleep

Why

Because a new railway station will be opened tomorrow

It is the first one in this part of Kent for over ninety years

I am happy for you Phillip but I cannot say I share your enthusiasm

Will you accompany me to the opening Yvonne

Whatever for

I want to share the day with you

I am not really interested in railway stations

Okay I understand

But here is the deal

I will take you on to Canterbury and buy you that dreamy summer frock

You know the one you liked so much

And if you accompany me to the Viking Ship

I will buy you a new bra and some panties

To complete the wardrobe

What do you say

There is no need to spend so much on me

I will travel with you tomorrow

Without charge

You are after all my little brother

Will you wear your dungarees Yvonne

That is so typical of you

Give you a yard and you will take a mile

Will you

Yes but it will cost you a coffee and a bun