I found out an interesting fact the other day

What was that

That Victorian men

Would pin their lovers

Maidenhair to their hats

As a token of affection

I suppose that you might consider yourself lucky

Because I am not your lover but your sister

And that I always shave my cunt

It is cleaner that way

Also I have never seen you wearing a hat

I do like it when you talk dirty Martha

My name is not Martha but Wilma

Our dogs name is Martha

Really William one day

I am going to give you such a clout

See you next Tuesday

I am always free on Tuesdays

That hurt Wilma that really hurt

Good

There is more where that came from

Really