I was exploring the outfield

Of my local cricket club

Under the hot afternoon sun

Rosie was carrying her sandals

She asked me about the outfielders

What was their function

During a cricket match

Was it to stop the ball from

Invading the nearby railway lines

I explained that there was

A Left Fielder

A Centre Fielder

And a Right Fielder

And that it was their job

To best be able to catch or field balls

That were batted over or through the infield

Rosie then lifted up her summer dress

Which enabled me to see her immaculately trimmed bush

I was surprised as in all my years in the outfield

I had never once thought of cricket as an erotic sport